What is Flampy?
1.
Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.
Doom3 was such a flampy game.
E-whores are flamp.
WHAT THE FLAMP?!
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2.
When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.
These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.
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3.
When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.
Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.
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4.
When a guy receives oral sex while he is sitting on the toilet
I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.
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