Flampy

What is Flampy?


1.

Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.

Can even be used as an insult.

The act of being flamp.

Doom3 was such a flampy game.

E-whores are flamp.

WHAT THE FLAMP?!

See wtf, omg, lame, gay, damn, beta

2.

When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.

These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.

See soft, stale, old, food, crisp, crunchy

3.

When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.

Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.

See newport, bonefish

4.

When a guy receives oral sex while he is sitting on the toilet

I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.

See blow job, oral sex, bathroom, toilet


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