What is Flandering?
To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"
"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"
"Yea yea yea, no no no"
"I did, but then I didn't"
"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"