What is Flanders?
1.
Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.
Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.
2.
The Dutch speaking region of the country Belgium. Inhabitants of this region are called Flemmings (No there isn't a country called "Flemm")The French speaking part of Belgium is called Wallonia.
You are a Lemming??
-No, I am a Flemming, inhabitant of Flanders, the Dutch speaking region of Belgium.
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3.
Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.
I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.
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4.
A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
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5.
A complete maniac, that will do anything for attention no matter the concequences. complete and total douch that has been an experement for birth with the use of drugs and parents tryin to find out what happens without the use of a condom...
Anyways, every social group has a "Flanders", Just pick out the person who is challenging the jacked guy at the mall just so people can think that hes tough while he talks mad trash, thats that groups "Flanders" and it now becomes there nickname.
Kody- So Frank what are we gonna do
Anthony- maybe we should go to the mall or somthing
Frank- Fuck that lets go make fun of Jewish people and spill drinks on marble floors so we can kick over the wet floor signs so we can laugh at people falling and hurting themselves.
Kody & Anthony- Your fucking retarded Flanders.
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6.
Name of a street in Portland Oregon that the poular Simpsons character "Nell Flanders" is named after. Other Potland references include "Roger Meyers", Herbert Powell, Mayor Quimby, Bob Terwilliger etc etc
7.
That annoying guy, that needs to learn to shut up at certain points.
Flanders: "haha, i raped your sister too"
Response: "Stupid Flanders"
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