What is Flange Maggot?
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A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the 
Usually a male feminist, see also 
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."
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A phrase commonly used in French breakfast restaurants, such as Le Pain. When ordering a tartine, such as the Prosciutto with Mozzarella..