What is Flannage?
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To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.
"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"
"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"
"Let's flannage her"
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