Flannel

What is Flannel?


1.

the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.

jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.

See best, invincible, pwned, owned, chosen one, flannel

2.

A famous internet troll, known for hijacking message boards by building copycat boards and directing members of the victim board to the copycat. Also known for creating havoc on message boards by ID trollingunsuspecting victims by replacing the letter "m" with "rn", such as the ID troll "horner1443" for trolling "homer1443".

To be a victim of Flannel's trolling, one is said to be "flanneled".

"UnemployedFarmer sure got flanneled today"

See flannel, troll, message board, trolling

3.

n.1. a soft, slightly napped fabric of wool or wool and another fiber, used for trousers, jackets, shirts, etc.

2. a soft, warm, light fabric of cotton or cotton and another fiber, thickly napped on one side and used for sleepwear, undergarments, sheets, etc.

3. Lesbian lingerie

1&2.The lumberjack is wearing his flannel jacket and shorts.

3.Desy totally ripped off lulu's flannel in bed last night.

See flannel, lumberjack, outdoor, cotten, wool, lesbian, lingerie

4.

The ultimate word to make a stonerlaugh. If you say "flannel" to a stoner, whether in casual conversation or just out of the blue, they are guaranteed to laugh so much they will probably do some form of permanent damage to themselves

Stoner "This is some good shit, I'm starting to feel a bit-"

Sober Person "FLANNEL!"

Stoner "Ahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Sober Person "Are you ok? Your face is going blue"

Stoner "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhaahah"

etc.

See weed, stoner, giggles, laughing, cannabis

5.

A dog with a face that looks like its been hit by a car.and normally get told to wash its face.

ramdom1:dude whats with your dog its looks like a flannel

ramdom2:Yeah, it needs to wash its face :/

See dog, flannel, lol, feet

6.

a group of lesbians assembled or gathered together.

A flannel of lesbians showed up to view the gaggle of geese nesting by the lake.

See group, flock, gaggle, pod, herd

7.

what Craig Burdis wears in August while he fucks his bitchy sister.

flannel is the number one garment of choice by cracker ass cracker ass crackers.


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