What is Flannel?
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the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.
jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.
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A famous internet
To be a victim of Flannel's trolling, one is said to be "flanneled".
"UnemployedFarmer sure got flanneled today"
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n.1. a soft, slightly napped fabric of wool or wool and another fiber, used for trousers, jackets, shirts, etc.
2. a soft, warm, light fabric of cotton or cotton and another fiber, thickly napped on one side and used for sleepwear, undergarments, sheets, etc.
3. Lesbian lingerie
1&2.The lumberjack is wearing his flannel jacket and shorts.
3.Desy totally ripped off lulu's flannel in bed last night.
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The ultimate word to make a
Stoner "This is some good shit, I'm starting to feel a bit-"
Sober Person "FLANNEL!"
Stoner "Ahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sober Person "Are you ok? Your face is going blue"
Stoner "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhaahah"
etc.
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A dog with a face that looks like its been hit by a car.and normally get told to wash its face.
ramdom1:dude whats with your dog its looks like a flannel
ramdom2:Yeah, it needs to wash its face :/
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a group of lesbians assembled or gathered together.
A flannel of lesbians showed up to view the gaggle of geese nesting by the lake.
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what Craig Burdis wears in August while he fucks his bitchy sister.
flannel is the number one garment of choice by cracker ass cracker ass crackers.