Flap Jack

What is Flap Jack?


1.

the smacking of your nuts onto a girl, or onto your own gooch area (that means the little patch of skin between ur scrotum and ass crack, bitches) this can be performed by air humping, sex and masturbation

note: only men can do this

David Wayne Daidone enjoys the sound of a good flap jack in the morning, although it hurts his stomach, bitches

2.

A Lose Ass Pussy Thats All Beated Up

Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie

See nicole, tiffany, kim, quami, emily

3.

Speculum used in Gynaecological procedures

to literally jack a womans flaps open

warm up the flap jack nurse...dont want her to catch frostbite

See speculum, std, smear, medical

4.

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

See masturbate, spank, choke, wack, beat

5.

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"

"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"

See flap jack

6.

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjackingflapjack

he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.

See flapjack, flapjacking, mooning

7.

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.

"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"

See flap, jack, bitch, sex, dude


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