What is Flap Jack?
1.
the smacking of your nuts onto a girl, or onto your own gooch area (that means the little patch of skin between ur scrotum and ass crack, bitches) this can be performed by air humping, sex and masturbation
note: only men can do this
David Wayne Daidone enjoys the sound of a good flap jack in the morning, although it hurts his stomach, bitches
2.
A Lose Ass Pussy Thats All Beated Up
Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie
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3.
Speculum used in Gynaecological procedures
to literally jack a womans flaps open
warm up the flap jack nurse...dont want her to catch frostbite
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4.
n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block
v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation
Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.
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5.
when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"
"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"
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6.
one who flapjacks, relating to mooning
he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.
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7.
when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.
"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"
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