Flap Sponge

What is Flap Sponge?

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

See flap, sponge, sex, pussy, moist, smear

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