Flapcrackers

What is Flapcrackers?

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

See smegma, flaps, stench trench

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Tunasailor

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