Flapcrackers

What is Flapcrackers?

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

See smegma, flaps, stench trench

Mong

1. Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation. Generally: a total spastic No I don't need you to help me with..

E-tird

1. A stress-inducing email, typically additional work or headaches from a boss or work colleague. I got an e-tird. More shit on the pile!:..

I-waiting

1. 2- People that wait in line for new Apple technology. 2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&am..

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