Flapcrackers

What is Flapcrackers?

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

See smegma, flaps, stench trench

Relationcanoe

1. A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far. I thought she was the love of my life, bu..

Anoid

1. An organism that consists entirely of an anus. Typically used as an insult. That bloke Wallace is such an anoid See anus, insult, wall..

Zaphod-ish

1. An adjective. Synonymous with gayand lame. Also used to descibe someone who threatens suicide but never delivers. There some new Zaph..

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