Flapcrackers

What is Flapcrackers?

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

See smegma, flaps, stench trench

Godding

1. Total bus-shagging gimp! Oi, you are such a godding! See bus, shag, fuck, shart, piss..

Taxed Her

1. To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes. Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?" ..

Quiznotron

1. The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's..

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