Flapdoodles

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Informal SCRIBBLINGS and DRIBBLINGS made by a lady's CUNEIFORM and FENELLAS.

Written in BEAVER-SPIT on a SPAM-GARTER, telling a tale of CORMORANT or PANTRY-APPLIANCE activity.

Perhaps inspired by the erotic novels of JACKIE COLLINS, where the heroine is frequently CHAUCERED and the hero's CONNOLLY is repeatedly BADGERED.

Concerned that Everard might be unable to decipher the meaning of the FLAPDOODLES on the Valentine card she was sending him, DORIS wrote by hand on the back of the envelope the ACRONYMS KOKKIT and ELVIS, as further proof of her affection.

See post-it notes, Persson


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