Flapjack

What is Flapjack?


1.

a very saggy, flat looking breast.

she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.

See sick

2.

Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake

Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP

3.

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.

Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.

I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

See flapjacking, flapjacked, handjob, jack off

4.

this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.

Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad.

See cock, painful, sex, cowgirl

5.

When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.

"I made a flapjack yesterday"

See urinal, pants, flapjack, pee

6.

Overly large nipples on a woman.

She has a nice body but those flapjacks just don't cut it.

7.

The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.

Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.

See flapjack, sex, position, pain, threesome


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