Flapjacks

What is Flapjacks?


1.

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

2.

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

3.

large breasts with the tendency to sag.

My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.

4.

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.

Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.

Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.

See teats, udders, cow tits, grandma

5.

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

See sex, position, dirty, rough, deep

6.

When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack.

Also See Chicken Patty

OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!

7.

naked jumping-jacks. usually done to a team-mate while he ties up his laces in the locker room.

Ahhh! dude! stop with the flapjacks before i rip your nades off!


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