Flarf

What is Flarf?


1.

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."

Mm-hmm

Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true

big birds make

big doo! I got fire inside

my "huppa"-chimp(TM)

gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god

wanna DOOT! DOOT!

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!

oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take

AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)

uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah

hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get

off the paddy field and git

me some chocolate Quik

put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick

pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG

fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that

syndrome what's it called tourette's

make me HAI-EE! shout out loud

Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!

2.

A gerbil's natural habitat. Flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in David Hasslehoff's fridge.

Shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.


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