Flarp Edit Meaning

1.

Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.

Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.

See gak, putty, fart, laughter

2.

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"

Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.

See fart, shart, ooze, chocolate, farp, gampy

3.

In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.

"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."

4.

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.

Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!

Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?

See flarp, dough, clay, instrument, cello, violin, bass, guitar, fuck, shit

5.

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

See blonde moment, idiot, stupid, preps, disgraceful

6.

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo

Flarp, aint it the truth?

See Bob

7.

A floppy fart which does not result in a gaseous escape but non-the-less does not result in soiling.

Christ, that was an unsatisfying flarp but at least I didn't shit myself!! :)