Flash The Deuce

What is Flash The Deuce?


1.

To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.

Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."

Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"

Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"

Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."

Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."

Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"

Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."

Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"

Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."

Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"

Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."

See drop a deuce, take a shit, crap, fecal festival, shit show, shit, fecal matter, Nick D


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