What is Flashlight?
1.
A case to store dead batteries.
"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
2.
A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.
The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.
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3.
A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.
Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody
4.
When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.
My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.
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5.
a light up dildo, when it gets too dark to see anything.
when we lost power while i was masterbating, it was scary. Luckly, i had my flashlight!
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6.
Useful for Robbing a house
A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?
7.
a light that can be stuck up yo best friends (daniel Gombrich)ass and they pop a boner, and smile. All this is done while they are sleeping
flashlight, maglight
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