Flastard Edit Meaning

1. horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat. Bud's hotter than a two peck..

1. being both good and bad at the same time The situation was very nistous...

1. The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye. After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he wa..