Flastic Edit Meaning

1. A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating...

1. Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off..

1. Someone serving in the military reserves whose only form of employment is the reserves. How did my neighbor afford a new hot tub? He ..