Flasturbate

What is Flasturbate?


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A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.


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