Flasturbate

What is Flasturbate?


1.

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.


6

Random Words:

1. a derogatory hybrid of both the words 'queer' & 'loser'. Usually used to describe a sore loser, whether be it a..
1. Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up). Erica's douche bou..
1. A professional doctor who is responsible for the upkeep of the anus usually after anal intercourse, and explosive poops associated with ..