Flat As A Witch's Tit Edit Meaning

1. Opposed to the grape vine, which is how common folk get information and is usually unreliable, the pumkin vine is how important people g..

1. This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around..

1. Being so mad or pissed off that you feel like throwing a pair of scissors...or anything sharp. I screamed, "ARGNESS!" as I go..