Flat Cd Player

What is Flat Cd Player?


1.

when a girl is having sex and then she stops and the man's dick is stuck.

ben:dude

tom:what

ben:my dick's acking :(

tom:why

ben:because i accidently gave anna a flat CD PLAYER :(

anna:my fanny's saw :( too

See sexual, rude, sick


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