Flat Dick

What is Flat Dick?


1.

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

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2.

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.

Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?

Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.

Jason: Flat dick

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