What is Flat Fuck?
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n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.
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A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.
Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"
Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."
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When your partner sucks on both your right and left nut at a painful and forceful rate.
I started to cry when she finally slowed down o..