What is Flat Fuck?
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n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.
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A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.
Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"
Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."
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A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
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