Flat Fuck

What is Flat Fuck?


1.

n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.

2.

A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.

Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."

See fuck, sex, dick, pussy, hot


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