Flat Lander Edit Meaning

1.

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois

i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state

See andrea

2.

A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.

Learn to drive, you flat lander!

See flatlander, mountains, windy, tourist, yuppie

3.

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

See flat, lander, hunting, deer, bear

4.

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

See flat lander, flatlander, 4x4, jeep, offroading, off roading, hummer

5.

a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.

the flat landers are takeing over vermont