Flat Lizarding

What is Flat Lizarding?


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Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whoreson the bus

Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!

Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it


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