Flat Stanley

What is Flat Stanley?


1.

The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.

I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".

2.

1) A Boner

2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.

1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.

2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

See boner, flat, erection

3.

a fighting move that slams a guy down.

i gave him a flat stanley.

See daman


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