What is Flat Tongue?
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The act of pressing ones tongue against the lower backbone of your woman, then drawing, with your tongue of course, a wet, sloppy path to her bellybutton. Also known as the Backbone to Bellybutton kiss.
Dood, that chick is soo hot, I would flat tongue her after she ran a marathon, stink and all.
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Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
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