What is Flatboarding?
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A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also
Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.
You really flatboarded that run.
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Random Words:
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Southern English slang (one of the many) for passing gas. Similar in use to trousertrumpet.
Ooops! I just had a trousercough, open a wi..