Flatfoot Edit Meaning

1. Person with an extremelly large arse. Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh! Aye yer no kiddin, s..

1. thinking of wanking or having sex with someone (without mutualism) 1: man did you see the girl on those tits? 2: mentalbation much? S..

1. Helmus is an alternative greeting, quite informal. 'Helmus, how are you today' 'Helmus, do you still have that cream I ..