What is Flatley?
1.
a seemingley awkward child that runs cross country, indoor track and outdoor track.
He metaphorically (and maybe even truely) takes it up the butt quite often.
He is a bitch and he knows it.
He has won at least 1 award in his life that physically exists (made up bullshit does NOT apply) which was in fact the 'Bitch of the Year Award' on the cross country team. He won it in a landslide and took home first place proudly!
What an honor it must have been!!!
After years of studying this intriguing homo sapien, it is still unknown if he has ever talked to a female peer...
Just kidding Flatley!
Flatley: Hey guys
Anybody: within ear range: Shut up bitch!
Flatley: *Says nothing and simply looks back with a weird face as to imply he has a weiner up his behind*
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