What is Flatmeat?
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1. unleavened roadside meat treat
2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.
3. not kosher.
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hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!
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road killed animal
my neighbor's cat was hit by the garbage truck and turned into flatmeat.
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