What is Flatscan?
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One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
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a black or hispanic ghetto area off-limits to white people for safety reasons
He's going to Crown Fried Chicken at this hour? Yo,..
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Pirate approved.
"Have some rum, it's appropirate!"
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