Flattus Maximus

What is Flattus Maximus?

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Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.

Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.

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