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While during anal sex, someone eats your partner's elbow skin meanwhile her head is in a bucket full of jelly. When you are about t..
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A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.
We were listening..
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to cause to die or lose consciousness by being smothered by a girls big tits
So I was motor boating my girl's titties and she almo..
