What is Flatuessence?
1.
The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.
I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.
See
Random Words:
1.
To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.
I had an excellent minglewank on the ..
1.
whilst gordoned, pointing to an object or in mid sentence; moving in at a random interval to complete ur quest to acheive a bust or hook..
