Flatuessence

What is Flatuessence?


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The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.

I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.

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