Flatulencenator

What is Flatulencenator?

A device to hook up to your butt that expells farts away from the sheets while two people are sleeping. As to not cause a Dutch Oven effect.

"Baby, I know you ate broccoli tonight, so you better hook up the Flatulencenator before we go to sleep. Pleeeeeaaaase."

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