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What is Flaturbed?

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

See shank, gank, spank, yank, wank

Illnastian

1. The act of being so fucking ill that noone can touch unless permission. Forrest, Merlo, and Joey are the only illnastians alive. See i..

Reverse Viginia

1. This happens when a man shoves his junk between his legs, bends over and spreads his ass cheeks. Not to be confused with the fruit bask..

Zimmerit

1. A form of protection used against magnetic mines by the Germans in World War Two. The material was put on to German Panzers to prevent t..

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