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What is Flaturbed?

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

See shank, gank, spank, yank, wank

Lost On The Mountain

1. Missing due to the fact that the person in question is stoned Tom: "Where is Bill?" Jim: "He's lost on the mountai..

Nuts On Your Eyelashes

1. there once lived a nut, that roamed the rabid plains of the EYELASHES!!!! he roamed so far that he went to go buy sum emphazyma, but he ..

Jesus Food

1. When a guys ass looks so good you dont care about sexual preferance you just have to stick your face in it. Jeff: Hey doesnt DR. Franke..

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