Flaturbed

What is Flaturbed?

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

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The Sacrifice

1. The sacrifice is a method of revenge and should only be used when all people involved in seeking revenge agree the victim should be sacr..

Gypsy Clit

1. a nomadic clitorus. never in the same place 2 nights running charlene lives a caravan (therefore, a gypsy)..

Lowes Before Hos

1. When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women. Hey honey, do you ..

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