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What is Flaturbed?

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

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Ego-fart

1. Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others. Although hi..

Chum Hair

1. The one single nasty ass pubichair you find in, on, or around a public toilet, or deeply imbedded in the cheese of a previously edible p..

The Sandwedge

1. when your cock is too big to fit in a virgin's pussy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her cunt a few times.. then see h..

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