Flaturbed

What is Flaturbed?

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

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Voont

1. To be extremely lazy, particularly while lying in an awkward position on a couch watching tv. After work today all I want to do is go h..

Mammaltarian

1. A person who eats only the meat of mammals. Mammaltarians also eat vegitables, but not poultry, fish, amphibians or lizards. Some mamm..

Ibong

1. Apple's newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german insces..

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