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What is Flaturbed?

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

See shank, gank, spank, yank, wank

Doodybomb

1. dropping a giant bomb of doody in the toilet "Hey? Who dropped the doodybomb in the bathroom?" See poop, shit, feces, toilet..

Instink

1. This is what crime apes and porch monkeys blame their violenceand sex crimes on. They couldn't possibly take responsibility for tho..

Pregame Dunk

1. To empty one's bowel before a long exam in order to prevent having to go during. "My exam starts in 15mins...just enough time..

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