Flatusense

What is Flatusense?


1.

Knowing when and where to fart.

For God's sake, I'm eating! That's just poor flatusense.

See Mozart

2.

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.

Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.

See Mozart


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