Flatware

What is Flatware?


1.

Furniture in a box. Made of sawdust and requiring assembly.

The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.

People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.

Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.

"Hey Clem, lets got to IKEA and get us some meatballs and flatware".

"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the wrenches."

"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"

"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."

See ikea, walmart, target, junk, crap, idiots, robots


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