Flaucksnaurf

What is Flaucksnaurf?


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A strange word with no real basis in any lanugage, flaucksnaurf is a ratio of your social level and the size of your genitalia. For females, it is the size of breasts. The flaucksnaurf is a totally useless ratio, but can be amusing to compare your flaucksnaurf to a friend's.

If s = social status value, g = genitalia size/breast value, and f = flaucksnaurf, then s/g = f.

Social status values:

Lower Lower Class = 1

Middle Lower Class = 2

Upper Lower Class = 3

Lower Middle Class = 4

Middle Middle Class = 5

Upper Middle Class = 6

Lower Upper Class = 7

Middle Upper Class = 8

Upper Upper Class = 9

For the size of the male genitalia, the value is the length in inches. For females, flaucksnaurf values are listed below.

A = 3

B = 5

C = 7

D = 9

DD = 11

The pattern continues, if you have breasts larger than the ones listed. So a DDDD (I don't believe it exists) would be 15, and so on.

Jim : I've got a flaucksnaurf of 1!

Bob : That's great for you, Jim.

Jim : Yes it is.

Ann : Hey Jim, nice flaucksnaurf.

Jim : Thanks!

Bob : ...

See ratio, german, latin, genitalia, breasts


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