Flava Flav

What is Flava Flav?


1.

flava flav was the first crazy rapper wearing a big clock(the early version of the bling bling era).

The sentence : YEAH BOIIII , he used a lot, just like lil jon does these day's with his version oh-kaaay and such.

public enemy was the group that made the first real hiphop,

you can find traces of public enemy even in tupacs lyrics.

legendary tracks where flava flav got famous with even with the mainstream:

fight the power

bring that beat back

Don't Believe the Hype

Bring the Noise

Rebel Without A Pause

911 Is A Joke

Shut 'Em Down

See flava flav, public enemy, oldschool, example

2.

A one-time, long ago rapper Pubic Enemy--and current coon act who wears an oversized clock around his neck to remind every one what time it is--never explain the attachment or its symbolism.

His Vh1 TV performance is based on reciting two or three same-sounding sentences about getting 'close' to females who are actually more stupid than he is with names like Krazy, New York and Deelishis whose collective goal is producing more illegitimate mirror image selves--another example of--

cool-hip black folks who want to remind us how guilty we should feel since the end of slavery 150 years ago--so we can support and forgive their still-clinging, semi-illiterate admiration of gansta-lov'in culture.

Not be confused with the RedNeck--that perpetual sub-human group of honky-crackers proud of the red-soil southern roots, grits and confederate flag flying from their four-wheelers and Ford 150 pick-up trucks, complete with shot guns for killing deer, rabbits, coon, and all other unarmed, four legged creatures they slaughter daily before prayer time and Larry the Cable Guy.

Similarities of Rednecks and Flava Flavs include a love for their Mothers--or MotherFuckers when you consider their individual and collective ability teach their children anything of lasting value save more illegitimate children.

"Hey, Flava Flav, its time you paid child support...you fucking moron!"

See negro, black, gansta, fool, moron, nigger

3.

The coolest fucking rapper in the universe...well, him and Chuck D, both of whom are in seminalrap group Public Enemy.

Man, Flava Flav is funny. FUNNY LOOKIN'! WHAT,

4.

the most annoying rapper on the planet. not to mention ugly.

Someone needs to get rid of flava flav! Literacy rates in the world would rise 45%!

See flava flav, annoying, rapper, ugly, mtv, sellout

5.

An ugly ass black guy that wears a huge shiny clock while walking around at night attracting attention (hoping no one will rob his ass) so cars can see him and dont run him over. His clock is a chick magnet and most of the time forgets he is wearing it, but is very useful for when i need to know what time it is i just put on his show. He is an old school rapper and was in Public Enemy which is all u need to know...

If suddenly the urge to walk around at night and skwank some hoes, and if ur black or wearing black clothing, dont forget to wear ur old trustee flava flav signature 15 in. diameter clock for protection against incoming vehicles. Thats if u can afford one... Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah Boi!!!!!

See cool, pimp, gangsta, rambo, black

6.

rapper who loves to wear big clocks. he's in love with a girl named bridgette.

Flave Flav says, "I SMOKE ROCKS!"

See Zee

7.

Verb - To not help someone in need since Flava Flav can't do nuttin' fo' you man because he's got problems of his own.

Sorry, but I can't Flava Flav you today. My car is in the shop.

See rapper, public enemy, flava flav, problems, word


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