What is Flavia?
1.
The world's most expensive but worst tasting commercial instant coffee/tea brewer machines ever created, by Mars Inc. Usually found in large offices in an attempt to look tredy.
Employee: Yo boss, I tried Flavia Smooth Roast, Flavia Arabic, Flavia Italia, Flavia Hazelnut, Flavia Decaffe, Flavia Choco, Flavia English Breakfast, Flavia Earl Grey, Flavia Darjeeling and Flavia Green Tea Filterpacks... and they all taste like shit!
Employer: You're fired.
Employee: And why the hell did you spend $1000 on the S350 model. Fucking buy the Espresso Roast and Creamy Topping Filterpacks for Cuppuchino mix you stupid fuck face!
Employer: (Phoning Security)
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2.
A girlfriend who is really cool, and down for whatever is bout to go down, or a hott mexican chica.
Yo! dat bitch is a real flavia, she's straight the best girl I ever did have.
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3.
Latin female name meaning “blonde”. It was also the name of a gens (=family) of roman emperors, who ruled Rome (and it’s empire) from 69 to 96 after Christ.
Girls named after this family usually have the mind of queens; they’re really self-conscious and strong at a first sight, but inside their suit of armour they hide a warm and passionate heart.
Boys have to be careful while approaching a Flavia: if, fascinated by her charms, they begin too slave-like their approach, they won’t get than disregard or, worse, contempt; while if to bold, they’ll be broken in small, small pieces.
The best thing may be what one’s, and hope that would be enough to get a Flavia.
<<The first dynasty Flavia was one of the dynasties of the Roman Empire.>>
GUY 1:<<I don't think you'll ever get a Flavia, dear. You simply can't afford it.>>
GUY 2: (sighs)
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4.
A new sauce at taco bell.
Dude did you try that sauce?
Flavia?
yeah its gangsta.
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5.
The worst name on the planet. Usually associated with that well known feminine product, Flavia the Friendly Douche. Any mention of the name is usually followed by retching noises. Also a character in the bedroom farce Noises Off.
Woman: I think I will name my child Flavia.
Doctor: Oh for the love of God don't do that to your poor child!
Nurses: *are throwing up*
Woman: Well, if you really think it's that bad...
Nurses: AND HOW!
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