Flawless Victory

What is Flawless Victory?


1.

The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.

Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.

2.

Mortal kombat term of perfect

Kung Lao wins

Flawless victory!

3.

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

Joe has a flawless victory

See dick, epic win, epic fail

4.

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.

Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.

He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.

See shit, shitting, dump, crap, poop

5.

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.

Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"

See clean sheets

6.

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters as an appraisal of a particularly apt or acute rejoinder - the winning move in a war of words.

H4x0r J03: "LOLR0FL DUD3Z U WRI73 F4NFICZ??!!11!! 0MFGROFL!!!!1!! TH47 I5 3NUF T0 M4K3Z YU0 4LL T3H 0T4KU F4NB0I L4M3RZ!!!"

Mark: "Not like your fifty gigabyte collection of pirated DBZ mpegs huh?"

Dave: "Flawless victory!"

7.

The act of getting thousands of people to read your shitty definition.

I've never been laid and I don't have any friends, but this Flawless victory has given me a raging boner.


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