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A fucking retarded assholian
"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."
See Your Mom..
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alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)
I'll bet he's under the affluence..
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Verb: To wank.
Noun: A wank.
Both uses are a slightly more pleasent version of the word. Which can be used in polite converstation wit..