Fld

What is Fld?


1.

Flat Laydown. In sales terms especially with car dealers an FLD is an easy sale where no selling is involved where the buyer is already to go and no "selling" is required.

John got that FLD deal on that BMW 328i. Big deal!

See fld, flat lay down, laydown, lay down

2.

1. Acronym for 'Fucking Let Down'. Used in the case of a young large slapper, or commonly known as a 'big cat' amongst his allies for using a complete lack of organisation and innitiative at key moments (eg. crap corner in the game of Dallas). Has a history of family disownership, hence the resulting title 'Fucking Let Down'

2. FLD can be used to describe anything that has been built to extreme levels of anticipation but failed to reach that point.

- The Real Direz, Jesus Spaz

Person A: "Yeah... I'm like really good at Dallas. Probably the best you'll ever see"

*Person A does a complete shithouse kick and loses the ball on the roof of the library

Person B (and associates): "F..L..D!"

3.

"Fucking Lesbian Drama." Drama that can only be created by lesbians. If you are a lesbian, or bosom buddy to a lesbianand have offered an ear to her relationship woes, you will know what this means.

"Oh honey, it sounds like another case of 'FLD'"

See drama, lesbian, relationship, women

4.

FLD; Flash Learning Disorder; when someonw who has attepted to educated themselves in the animating ways, but is still terrible.

OMG i just cant do it.

Yes you can.

NO I CANT!

Just TRY!

i do! but every time i try it ends up gay.

you might have FLD.

See fld, flash, disorder, noob


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