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Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that wi..
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The area between the rectum and udder of a cow, when tickled may induce the heifer to urinate.
I tickled my girls escutcheon while she ..
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to be nakered after lots of sexytime
1st guy "how was ur night?"
2nd guy "mate, i am flapped out!"
See shagged, f..
