What is Fleet?
1.
attempting to one-up someone in a dick measuring contest (whether intentionally or subconsciously). usually making the fleeter look like an ass
guy 1-"i was sooo drunk last night. I can't believe i didn't get arrested."
guy 2-"dude, i was 9 shots deep, i ripped the bong like 6 times and i talked to the cops downtown. i can't believe i didn't get arrested either.."
guy 1-"yo, why do you always fleet my stories dickhead?"
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2.
comes from the root 'leet' meaning elite and/or of some higher importance. more commonly used as a derogative meaning superior. the prefix 'f' short for 'f**king' creates a new meaning 'fucking lite' commonly used in the day-to-day syntax of the common online gangsta and/or bitches and hoes.
"I watched star wars yesterday. It wasn't very fleet"
3.
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the term was originated in Marcy Projects BK, NYC...
person 1: Yo dat nigga stay shittin on deez bum ass niggas
person2: wrd...dat nigga stay fleet
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4.
To excrete one's feces via natural anatomical and physiological bodily functions.
I felt better after I fleeted.
Yesterday, I saw my doctor and we discussed fleeting.
It is important to fleet on a regular basis.
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5.
A unique clothing brand for the urban/skater audience that started in NYC.
They have an "alternative" look, similar to the look of musicians such as Pharrell, Lupe Fiasco, etc.
Damn, your
fleet hoodie is bananas!
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6.
In
Fleet is a natural extension of this, a group of ship sites sharing a single main access site form a Fleet.
The 'Severus Snape Slash Fleet'
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In
Fleet is a natural extension of this, a group of ship sites sharing a single main access site form a Fleet.
The 'Jack Sparrow Fleet'
