Fleischman's Vodka

What is Fleischman's Vodka?


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n.

The cheapest vodkasold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.

Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.


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