Flemish Sea Captain

What is Flemish Sea Captain?

1.

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

See flemish, phlegm, junk, sex, sea, captain, nose, bleed, oral sex, poop
43

Random Words:

Zak The Greatest
1. Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer ..
Read more
Dummies
1. Something you "get" when someone says or does something stupid. When someone does something stupid, someone can say, "le..
Read more
Falak
1. Another name for sky in Urdu. Implies vastness, purity, and natural beauty. Falak, is mostly tied with beauty on a big scale. Falak is ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free