Flemish Sea Captain

What is Flemish Sea Captain?

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A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

See flemish, phlegm, junk, sex, sea, captain, nose, bleed, oral sex, poop
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