What is Flerm?
1.
an ejaculation of bodily fluids
"dude, he totally flermed all over her face."
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2.
to squirt ones bodily fluids on another person or thing.
please dont flerm all over me because these are new pants.
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3.
Incestuous or bestial perversion of the most disturbing kind.
Sex is a relative term but sex with relatives is Flerm.
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